17 Signs You're Actually In A Serious Relationship...With Your Smartphone

17 Signs You're Actually In A Serious Relationship...With Your Smartphone

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The new Spike Jonze movie, "Her," tells the story of a man who falls in love with his computer. The film has critics blogging and tweeting about what this era of blogging and tweeting really means for the future of human intimacy. Scientists, sociologists and everyone in between agree that whatever happens, your lovable, cuddly smartphone is to blame. Yes, the one who comforts you when you're sad and finds the nearest Dunkin' Donuts when you're hangry. But come on, it can't be changing you all that much. You're still the same person and all, right? And it's not like Siri sounds like Scarlett Johansson. Is it really possible that you're falling for your iPhone?


Luckily, everybody around you seems to be coupling up as well.


He only has eyes for Siri.


These young urbanites, in the heights of romance.


You know people who start dating and forget how to talk to other people?


And other people around you just distract you from all the interesting things your phone has to say.


You try to be cordial, though.


That's some valedictorian level texting technique.


And it never runs out of bedtime stories..


Now, you and your smartphone can enjoy peace, quiet and togetherness after a long day of work. (Your husband can sit next to you and do the same.)


They've done everything to make your iPhone feel like part of the family!


The First Family acts as a role model of how to forge healthy, lasting relationships with one's mobile device.


LOL! Fiscal cliff? Whateva, girl! ;)


Fashion critics appreciated the futuristic curved edges and easy usability of the - uh, outfit.


Look how the two of them framed it with a white background. Bold choice!


Siri's very articulate -- the kind of girl you want to bring home to mom.


Sometimes, your iPhone finds your staring a little bit -- intense.

The two of you cuddle in bed for hours.


Of course, no romance is complete without the occasional awkward injury:

Just dropped my phone on my face.

- Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) October 27, 2013

Celebrity iPhones -- they're just like us!


The honeymoon phase is over -- but constant companionship is way more meaningful to you in the long run!


At the end of the day, who needs eye contact when you have Candy Crush! Three cheers for virtual reality.

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