Are you tired of dating apps where you swipe left and right, or try to figure out other people just by their vague profiles? Instead, try Fate, the real life dating app!

With Fate, not only will you receive exclusive features like eye contact, touching and "hundreds of unique facial expressions," you also have over seven billion potential matches to choose from! And if that doesn't impress you, Fate is responsible for 100 percent of all successful relationships ever.

Get the full scoop on Fate in the sketch from Wait, What? above, then put your phone down and live your life.