Online dating is hard enough without having to learn how to use a new app every six months. But who better to capture the frustrations of modern love than the woman who played Jerri Blank?

"Strangers with Candy" star Amy Sedaris does just that in the second episode of Pop Sugar's new web series, "Seriously Distracted," in which she plays the boss lady of Le Grande PR and receives questionable dating advice from her three employees, Paige (Greta Lee), Lily (Morgan Grace Jarrett) and Victoria (Laura Grey).

Watch the video to hear her say things like, "I want him to know his way around a GNC and my body," and witness the coining of our new favorite Tinder term, "Freudian swipe."