Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

Can I Do Karaty?

Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale

Three Sentences That Mean The World

If The Shoe Fits...

Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism

Kid's Awkwardly Epic Spelling Mistake

Positive Ways Our Family Handles Stress

Your Dad Is The Best WHAT?

Why Being A Girl Is Wonderful

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