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If you're channeling your inner Jem and needing to be truly truly truly outrageous, you need a killer pair of holographic shoes for your wedding outfit. Some of these could totally work with a traditional white wedding dress, too. These can be dressed up as wild or tame.

Fear not, shiny rainbow fans, there's a heel, flat, sandal, or sneaker in here to fulfill all your '90s zeitgeist dreams.

Click on the images to see where to buy them!

And if you're holographic shoes need to be REALLY bold...

Random bonus holographic thing you can register for:

Why stop at shoes, when you can make your WHOLE LIFE into a giant hologram?

(Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add weirdly awesome shit like this to YOUR registry.)

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