Can You Ear The Wedding Bells?

Just after I scarfed down my vendor meal of tri tip, mashed potatoes, garlic roll and vegetables, I got the bride & groom’s wedding rings and started walking around the reception hall looking for something unique. Something bold. Something that would be a little different than any other ring shot I have ever done before. I saw Robert sitting there, and got scared and chickened out. I asked the bride if Robert was cool and she said totally. I said cool, be right back. So I asked Robert, he grinned as his wife laughed, and we went into a back room and gave it a shot. Initially, I was hoping to just have the wedding band itself replace his ring, but when he took his ring out, his ear lobe was as soggy as an over-cooked mushroom. So instead, I just laid them inside, had him hold still and… this.