Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Only if they always tell you to smile.

Feeling like this New Year's celebration called for a feminist twist, writer and feminist Ijeoma Oluo took to Twitter to voice exactly what she hopes to achieve in 2015. And it didn't have to do with going to the gym more, being kinder or any of the other generic resolutions we so often see. Instead, Oluo created #FeministNewYearsResolution hashtag and hilariously reminded us what feminists really hope for this upcoming year.

When a dude says you're "not like other girls" say, "I know" and then unhinge your jaw and swallow him whole.
#FeministNewYearResolutions

- Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) December 27, 2014

When people ask why you aren't married, yell "I'M MARRIED TO THE STRUGGLE" & flip over a table.
#FeministNewYearResolutions

- Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) December 27, 2014

Stop telling dudes I have a boyfriend when I'm not interested.
#FeministNewYearResolutions

- Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) December 27, 2014

As feminist hashtags often do, #FeministNewYearsResolution picked up steam and others tweeted how they resolved to be better feminists in 2015. From earnest to the satirical to the satirically earnest, here are some of our favorite #FeministNewYearResolutions tweets:

When told 'you'd be prettier if you smiled more', I'll reply with this face #FeministNewYearResolutions pic.twitter.com/nA1kISZpri

- Heluva Boner Farter (@OreoSpeedwagon_) December 28, 2014

Here's to more #FeministNewYearsResolutions in 2015!