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It's like clockwork: I'll do a post about heels, and the first comment will be "...but I can't wear these!" I know, y'all. Believe me, I know. I spent several years in the '90s selling Birkenstocks for a living, so I SUPER DUPER KNOW. That's why today I'm going to focus on flats. Sweet, delicious, comfortable flats that are intensely awesome, but won't hurt your delicate feetsies. And if these 48 pairs aren't enough? Browse our massive flats archive.

PS: the Random Bonus Shoe is a heel though. Sorry/Not Sorry!

Random bonus shoe