Okay, fine! Valentine's Day is cute.

After eating tiny burritos, then tiny hot dogs and even having a tiny Thanksgiving feast, the Internet's favorite tiny hamsters are back with a tiny V-Day date that's already better than yours.

First they take a tiny gondola ride around a tiny canal, then take their tiny seats at a tiny table where they are served course after tiny course. There are even flowers (of course, they eat them) and a pasta with red quinoa meatball entree that puts that "Lady and the Tramp" scene to shame.